The Miami Heat are fun to laugh at. Every time they lose it’s like a little Christmas for NBA fans of every other team…and Dwyane Wade is having a little trouble coping with it.
(Also, D-Wade’s mom, that’s not how to spell “Dwayne”.)
Full disclosure: I’m a lifelong Bulls fan who would’ve been happy to see the team sign Lebron or Wade in the offseason because Wade is a great player and Lebron’s an awesome talent. So if you want to say I’m bitter, go for it. You’re wrong. Partly because the Bulls are better than the Heat right now anyway.
Yesterday, after their loss at home to the Chicago Bulls – a loss that made the Heat 0-3 vs. the Boston Celtics and 0-3 vs. the Chicago Bulls – Heat coach Erik Spoelstra reported to the media that his team was very emotional and saw some glossy eyes in the locker room. Poor rich babies! They lost a regular season game and are slowly realizing that they’re just not really very close to being a championship quality team!
Must be tough, what with their preseason championship celebration. Lebron made himself look like a titanic jackass, reserving an hour’s worth of television time to his big “announcement”, parroting what sports announcers say and telling the world, “I’ll be taking my talents to South Beach”. You fucking dork, Lebron. It was maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever witnessed in sports.